| Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. | MSN |
| My door is always open so feel free to leave! | Cool |
| It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird | AOL |
| Lower the lid, ladies present - a wet behind is most unpleasant. | Weird |
| Tis better to die on your feet than live on your knees. | Clever |
| On the other hand, you have different fingers. | Funny |
| my pain went on so long I can't feel it any more | Emo |
| You may never know to whose prayers your life is the answer. | Ideas |
| There are three sides to every story - yours, mine and the truth. | Cool |
| The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead | Funny |
| Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill ... | Weird |
| Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched. | MSN |
| Avoid fruit and nuts - you are what you eat. | Weird |
| Well behaved people rarely make history. | MSN |
| I wanna be like Barbie - that bitch gets everything! | Clever |
| Complaining is ok, as long as you | AOL |
| When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm her... | Cute |
| I am like a butterfly - pretty to look at but hard to catch. | Cute |
| Put a mirror on the end of the bed so you can wake up to ,. | MSN |
| You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever! | Cool |
| We love to know that we are not alone. | AOL |
| true love is like ghosts - everyone talks about it but no1 has ever... | Emo |
| Alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life's problems! | Free |
| Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. | AOL |
| If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? | Ideas |
| Time is like a stretched elastic band - if you let it go, it will c... | Free |
| Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. | Cool |
| A woman has the age she deserves. | Free |
| I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it | Weird |
| I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? | Funny |