| Silence is golden, but shouting is fun! | Funny |
| Tis better to die on your feet than live on your knees. | Clever |
| Call me anytime, I won't be home. | Free |
| When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm her... | Cute |
| Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. | Cool |
| God made man first - but then, there's always a rough draft. | Clever |
| Character' is doing the right thing when no-one's looking. | Clever |
| If there's nothing left, what do you do from there? | Emo |
| Lower the lid, ladies present - a wet behind is most unpleasant. | Weird |
| Somewhere a village is missing an idiot. | Funny |
| On the other hand, you have different fingers. | Funny |
| Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. | MSN |
| true love is like ghosts - everyone talks about it but no1 has ever... | Emo |
| Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched. | MSN |
| There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise. | Ideas |
| who would ever want to get close to another person if they knew how... | Emo |
| You always admire what you really don't understand. | AOL |
| Love is a choice you make from moment to moment. | MSN |
| There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. | Clever |
| If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? | Ideas |
| You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever! | Cool |
| The only fool bigger than the person who thinks they know it all, i... | Clever |
| You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can'... | Free |
| Love is like sand - if you hold on too tight, it might slip away. | Cute |
| Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. | Cool |
| Judge others by their questions rather than by their answers. | AOL |
| I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? | Funny |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, but you make me see all kinds of c... | Cute |
| A woman has the age she deserves. | Free |
| You just lost the chance you never had! | Funny |